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+#ifndef MESSAGES_H
+#define MESSAGES_H
+#include <string>
+#include <vector>
+
+/**
+ * Humorous computer speak.
+ */
+#define RANDOM_MESSAGE(v) (v[std::rand() % v.size()])
+
+const std::vector<std::string> waiting = {
+	"WAITING FOR USER", "READY", "BORED", "SLEEPING"};
+const std::vector<std::string> running = {
+	"COMPUTING", "WORKING", "BUSY"};
+const std::vector<std::string> load_file = {"FILE LOADED"};
+const std::vector<std::string> no_instructions = {
+	"NO PROGRAM PROVIDED", "INSTRUCTIONS NOT INCLUDED",
+	"NOTHING TO DO, GIVING UP"};
+const std::vector<std::string> bad_cache = {
+	"WAYS CANNOT BE BELOW 0 OR ABOVE 5"};
+const std::vector<std::string> no_pipeline = {
+	"SIMULATION READY: NO PIPE :(",	"SIMULATION READY"};
+const std::vector<std::string> no_cache = {
+	"SIMULATION READY: NO WAYS", "SIMULATION READY"};
+const std::vector<std::string> initialize = {"SIMULATION READY"};
+
+/**
+ * @return an unsolicited status messages
+ */
+std::string get_waiting() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(waiting); }
+std::string get_running() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(running); }
+
+/**
+ * @return confirmation of file upload
+ */
+std::string get_load_file() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(load_file); }
+
+/**
+ * @return a friendly reminder that the simulation is not configured yet
+ */
+std::string get_no_instructions() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(no_instructions); }
+std::string get_bad_cache() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(bad_cache); }
+
+/**
+ * @return unsolicited complaints for successful initialization
+ */
+std::string get_no_pipeline() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(no_pipeline); }
+std::string get_no_cache() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(no_cache); }
+std::string get_initialize() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(initialize); }
+
+#endif // MESSAGES_H