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#ifndef MESSAGES_H
#define MESSAGES_H
#include <string>
#include <vector>
/**
* Humorous computer speak.
*/
#define RANDOM_MESSAGE(v) (v[std::rand() % v.size()])
const std::vector<std::string> waiting = {
"WAITING FOR USER", "FRIENDS MISSING", "BORED", "SLEEPING"};
const std::vector<std::string> load_file = {
"FILE LOADED", "FINISHED READING DATA. EAGERLY WAITING"};
const std::vector<std::string> no_instructions = {
"NO PROGRAM PROVIDED", "INSTRUCTIONS NOT INCLUDED",
"NOTHING TO DO, GIVING UP"};
const std::vector<std::string> bad_cache = {
"INVALID NUMBER OF WAYS", "WAYS CANNOT BE BELOW 0 OR ABOVE 5"};
const std::vector<std::string> no_pipeline = {
"PIPELINE--HUMANS PROBABLY WORKED HARD ON THAT",
"I WOULD PREFER YOU LEAVE THE PIPE ON", "SLOW MODE ENABLED",
"SIMULATION READY"};
const std::vector<std::string> no_cache = {
"NO CACHE HAS NO WAY TO GO", "SLOW MODE ENABLED", "SIMULATION READY"};
const std::vector<std::string> initialize = {"SIMULATION READY"};
/**
* @return an unsolicited waiting message
*/
std::string get_waiting() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(waiting); }
/**
* @return confirmation of file upload
*/
std::string get_load_file() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(load_file); }
/**
* @return a friendly reminder that the simulation is not configured yet
*/
std::string get_no_instructions() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(no_instructions); }
std::string get_bad_cache() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(bad_cache); }
/**
* @return unsolicited complaints for successful initialization
*/
std::string get_no_pipeline() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(no_pipeline); }
std::string get_no_cache() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(no_cache); }
std::string get_initialize() { return RANDOM_MESSAGE(initialize); }
#endif // MESSAGES_H
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